Do My Job for Me, Pat Buchanan!

via Think Progress

The above photo was taken at a conference hosted by brownphobic Pat Buchanan. If you can't tell from that fabulous banner, the conference was to promote English-only initiatives. But how do you pronounce that? "con-fer-en-ay-say?" I don't know what language that is, but it ain't English.

Do My Job for Me, Easy Curves!

You know what would make this commercial even better?




Billy Mays. He's a pretty big boob, but he could be bigger.

Do My Job for Me, American Life League!

This thing I do isn't so easy. Being funny is hard work. That's why I get so happy when someone does something so ridiculously moronic that just repeating it makes it funny.

The American Life League, an anti-choice group, has a fit over Krispy Kreme donuts giving away each customer's choice of donut on January 20.