A New Funny Poll

I haven't had a funny poll in a very, very long time. But it was Glenn Beck's birthday the other day, and this is my way of celebrating. In other words, I recognized the day by taking a few minutes to make fun of him. So . . . .

What do you think Glenn Beck wished for when blowing out the candles?

• More chalk to illustrate his insane conspiracy theories
• Fewer auditory hallucinations

You decide!