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Friday, July 3, 2009
W . . . T . . . F: Governor Sarah Palin Resigns
I have no idea what she said, but she said it for nearly seven minutes. Governor Sanford sounded more coherent crying through his press conference.
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Funny Stuff
I haven't posted any Funny Stuff in a while. Let's just say that the last month was so not funny. But it's a new month, and here are some funny videos for your enjoyment.
Betty Bowers on traditional marriage.
Damn, Kristen Schaal. Where has your hilarious ass been?
The latest from Sarah Haskins.
File this under WTF. The inspiration of Barack Obama's presidential victory with all the kitsch of a Chia Pet.
File this under WTF too. Rush Limbaugh claims there's some sort of significance to the fact that Michael Jackson died during Barack Obama's presidency. And it sounds like his producers are giving him the "Please stop talking! You sound like a weirdo!" hand gesture. But Rush doesn't listen and continues to repeat his insane theory. If there ever was a time for the man to shut the fuck up . . . .
Betty Bowers on traditional marriage.
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Damn, Kristen Schaal. Where has your hilarious ass been?
The latest from Sarah Haskins.
File this under WTF. The inspiration of Barack Obama's presidential victory with all the kitsch of a Chia Pet.
File this under WTF too. Rush Limbaugh claims there's some sort of significance to the fact that Michael Jackson died during Barack Obama's presidency. And it sounds like his producers are giving him the "Please stop talking! You sound like a weirdo!" hand gesture. But Rush doesn't listen and continues to repeat his insane theory. If there ever was a time for the man to shut the fuck up . . . .
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Thursday, July 2, 2009
Important Question, Whatever You Are!
Retro Comedy posted the 15 Creepiest Vintage Ads of All Time, and this gem of an ad for postage meters came in 4th (Really? Only 4th?). It asks the important question, "Is it always illegal to kill a woman?" Apparently, it isn't if your bitchy holier-than-thou secretary refuses to use a postage meter as fine as this one. Speaking of which, what the hell is a postage meter? I mean besides the perfect murder weapon?
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Every Day is Opposite Day in the GOP
As we should all know by now, South Carolina governor Mark Sanford has been cheating on his wife. This is the same Mark Sanford who called for President Clinton's resignation after lying about his affair with Monica Lewinsky (as did John Ensign, another philandering Republican leader). And this isn't the first time Republican leaders have engaged in behavior that they publicly denounce. There was Rep. Mark Foley, who created the Internet SAFETY Act before sending lewd instant messages to underage congressional pages, and homobigot Sen. Larry Craig,who turned out to at least like guys at least a little.
WHEREAS, this nation has become a world leader in promoting abortion,
pornography, same sex marriage, sex trafficking, divorce, illegitimate births, child abuse, and
many other forms of debauchery; and
WHEREAS, alarmed that the Government of the United States of America is forsaking
the rich Christian heritage upon which this nation was built; and
WHEREAS, grieved that the Office of the president of these United States has refused
to uphold the long held tradition of past presidents in giving recognition to our National Day of Prayer; and
WHEREAS, deeply disturbed that the Office of the president of these United States
disregards the biblical admonitions to live clean and pure lives by proclaiming an entire month to an immoral behavior;
NOW THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED that we the undersigned elected officials
of the people of Oklahoma, religious leaders and citizens of the State of Oklahoma, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world, solemnly declare that the HOPE of the great State of Oklahoma and of these United States, rests upon the Principles of Religion and Morality as put forth in the HOLY BIBLE . . . .
Then there's Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern (R), who is CRAZY. She gained Internet super-stardom after someone posted an anti-gay (and anti-Islam) rant of hers on YouTube last year. Now, she has this creepy "proclamation for morality." And by "morality," I mean "creating a state-sponsored religion."
WHEREAS, this nation has become a world leader in promoting abortion,
pornography, same sex marriage, sex trafficking, divorce, illegitimate births, child abuse, and
many other forms of debauchery; and
WHEREAS, alarmed that the Government of the United States of America is forsaking
the rich Christian heritage upon which this nation was built; and
WHEREAS, grieved that the Office of the president of these United States has refused
to uphold the long held tradition of past presidents in giving recognition to our National Day of Prayer; and
WHEREAS, deeply disturbed that the Office of the president of these United States
disregards the biblical admonitions to live clean and pure lives by proclaiming an entire month to an immoral behavior;
NOW THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED that we the undersigned elected officials
of the people of Oklahoma, religious leaders and citizens of the State of Oklahoma, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world, solemnly declare that the HOPE of the great State of Oklahoma and of these United States, rests upon the Principles of Religion and Morality as put forth in the HOLY BIBLE . . . .
Now this would scare me, if it wasn't Opposite Day every day in the GOP. Sooner or later, some scandal will come out about her. But what will it be?
That's what the new Funny Poll will hopefully predict.
Monday, June 29, 2009
Take Action Monday
Guarantee every child gets healthcare services.
Help free Euna Lee and Laura Ling.
Repeal the Defense of Marriage Act.
Support the Water for the World Act.
Help pass comprehensive immigration reform this year.
Stand up for Florida farm workers.
Demand paid sick days.
Show your support for a public healthcare option.
End cruelty to animals used in military testing.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Do My Job for Me, Pat Buchanan!
via Think ProgressThe above photo was taken at a conference hosted by brownphobic Pat Buchanan. If you can't tell from that fabulous banner, the conference was to promote English-only initiatives. But how do you pronounce that? "con-fer-en-ay-say?" I don't know what language that is, but it ain't English.
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Monday, June 22, 2009
Take Action Monday
Tell Tom Daschle that you support a public healthcare option.
Demand that members of the House and Senate immigration subcommittees renounce anti-immigrant extremist groups.
Ask Congress to provide healthy food to the nation's hungry children.
Support the Iranian protestors.
Ask your Representative to co-sponsor the State Secrets Protection Act.
Tell your Representative to vote for the American Clean Energy and Security Act.
Demand that President Obama announce his plan for peace in Sudan.
Tell President Obama and Attorney General Holder to stop defending the Defense of Marriage Act.
Call out Jim Cramer and Erin Burnett on their inaccurate reporting of the Employee Free Choice Act.
Sunday, June 21, 2009
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