Saturday, March 14, 2009

Do My Job for Me, Easy Curves!

You know what would make this commercial even better?

Billy Mays. He's a pretty big boob, but he could be bigger.

1 comment:

Depresso said...

Hey, I swear I saw Ms. Scientist Woman in some teen movie years ago... Or maybe she was the model for the Wakefield Twins on the original covers of the Sweet Valley High books...

As for increasing firmness of what's essentially fatty tissue? I find my hormones do a fine job once a month, and for lifting? See the Cooper's ligament. And lo! I've just saved $20 to spend on crisps and shoes! Yay!