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Showing posts with label joe biden. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joe biden. Show all posts
Thursday, February 26, 2009
BREAKING NEWS: Joe Biden Forgets Something, Remembers It Two Seconds Later
Oh. My. God. Vice President Joe Biden couldn't remember the name of the website where we can check how the stimulus money is being spent. Then he remembered it's recovery.gov. If I knew before the election that he was going to have such a horrible memory, I would have voted for the VP candidate who doesn't know what the VP does.
Monday, November 10, 2008
Take Action Monday
I was sick all weekend, but taking action always makes me feel better.
Tell President Bush to include the female condom in PEPFAR funding.
Support paid sick days.
Remind president-elect Obama to reform healthcare in his first 100 days (children's healthcare, too!).
Ensure that suspected war criminals in Darfur are brought to justice.
Get a FREE "Yes We Did" sticker from Move On.
Tell Obama and Biden what your expectations are for their new administration.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Winner of the Funniest Gaffe Poll
No surprise, Sarah Palin is the funniest gaffe of the presidential election. Here are the results:
Joe Biden tells Chuck Graham to stand up: 2 votes
John McCain agrees that Western Pennsylvania is racist: 6 votes
Barack Obama claims to have visited 57 states: 2 votes
Sarah Palin. Simply Sarah Palin: 10 votes
So what does Governor Palin win for being the biggest gaffe of the presidential campaign? Nothin'. But you guys get Palin's greatest hits. Or should I say misses?
Sarah Palin can't name a Supreme Court decision besides Roe v. Wade that she disagrees with. How about Plessy v. Ferguson?
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Funniest Gaffe This Election Season: You Pick
The results of last week's [A] Funny Poll . . . .
Would you go gay for Rachel Maddow?
Yes: 9
No: 3
I don't have to: 7
Nineteen in total! The most ever! I know 19 isn't a whole lot, but I'm still happy.
"What was the funniest gaffe of the presidential campaign?"
Joe Biden tells Missouri State Senator Chuck Graham to stand up, despite the fact that he's in a wheel chair. But it looks like he apologizes. Aw. I had this weird dream last night that Joe Biden and I donated blood together. Kind of random.
John McCain agrees that Western Pennsylvanians are racist and then tries to correct himself. And then he explodes.
Barack Obama claims to have visited 57 out of 59 states. Even if he meant to say forty, this would still be gaffe-alicious. You're leading in all the polls, Barack, but will you prevail in mine? We shall see!
And lastly, Sarah Palin. Not any particular gaffe. Just Sarah Palin. But here are a few just for good measure.
Sarah Palin doesn't know what the Vice President does.
Sarah Palin can't name a newspaper.
Sarah Palin thinks supporters are protestors and scolds them.
Leave your other favorites in comments!
Friday, October 3, 2008
Post-Debate "Analysis"
Who won the debate last night? Well, Senator Joe Biden gave us a lot of good information about how craptastic things have been going these past 8 years under W. Bush and how an Obama/Biden administration would fix it. But the bar was set quite low for Governor Sarah Palin, and she stubbed her toe on that bar and tripped right over it. Her tape recorder of talking points didn't malfunction, and she lip-synced those talking points beautifully. Seriously, Ashlee Simpson and Britney Spears can probably learn a lot from Governor Palin. But this was the highlight of the evening, without a doubt:
If you're looking for real analysis, read the newspaper.
Thursday, October 2, 2008
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