Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Coffee, Chicken Wings, and Hotties

Did you know that coffee, Buffalo wings, and other foods are so repulsive that men will only consume these things if they're served by big-breasted leggy blondes? I didn't know that either. But it's apparently true -- what with Hooters, The Hawaiian Tropic Zone, and the slew of cafes that now offer tall, mocha, low-fat ladies. What happened to the days when a "sexpresso" was a disgruntled Starbucks employee busting a nut in some suit's frappuccino?

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