Coffee, Chicken Wings, and Hotties

Did you know that coffee, Buffalo wings, and other foods are so repulsive that men will only consume these things if they're served by big-breasted leggy blondes? I didn't know that either. But it's apparently true -- what with Hooters, The Hawaiian Tropic Zone, and the slew of cafes that now offer tall, mocha, low-fat ladies. What happened to the days when a "sexpresso" was a disgruntled Starbucks employee busting a nut in some suit's frappuccino?