Friday, January 16, 2009

Total Ass Clown

This is Derek Dye, the Fear-Mongering Clown that teaches abstinence-only education to middle schoolers. He tells kids that having sex before marriage is kind of like becoming a drug addict, binge drinking, and juggling machetes over a friend (who is apparently unconscious from all the drugs and booze). Some clown. He doesn't even know what fun is! And let me add that breaking your hymen isn't as easy as setting a piece of tissue paper ablaze, clown guy. I know. I've been trying for years to get rid of that thing.

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