This is Dov Charney. Hey, Dov! He's quite the catch, and yet he's in total need of my dating service. Wha?! Let's look at his resume:
- He's the founder of American Apparel, so he gots money.
- His mustache is connected to his sideburns.
- He's spectacular at math.
Seriously, people. He's a stats whiz. Check out this gem from a 2004 interview that has recently been making its way through the feminist blogosphere.
Women initiate most domestic violence, yet out of a thousand cases of domestic violence maybe one is involving a man.
Can you believe he did all that math in his head? Yes, Dov is a quick one. And to think the U.S. Department of Justice probably used SPSS to come up with totally different data. What a waste of time! So if you're looking for a statistician, or just a good time, give Dov a call.