It's Love Your Body Day!

Happy Love Your Body Day, everybody! 

Today is the day to grab your love handles and say, "Bite me, impossible beauty standards perpetuated by the media, fashion industry, and society at large!"

Today is the day to hug your thighs no matter what their size! Yes, I purposely made that rhyme.

Today is the day to rub your tummy for good luck.

Today is the day to be proud of being a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee (I'm not just a card-carrying member. I'm their president).

Today is the day to rub your booty in the faces of anyone who has ever made a degrading comment about you because of your body shape or size.

Today is the day to strut your stuff like you're a runway model, without the problem eating.

And today is the day that you realize that you should love your body every day because we're all beautiful. Corny, yes, but it's also true.