John McCain is a regular comedian. Can you believe he's been doing this for 20 years? He has so much material! Bombing Iran, being a president that'll help women, and even rape. Here's a joke he made during his Senate campaign in 1986 (via Rum, Romanism, and Rebellion, with the original article here):
Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, ‘Where is that marvelous ape?’
Are your sides splitting? Neither are mine.